Chapter 2: Uhh, Waz^?
Furby: last time, Eggman was arrested for world domination charges, Amy wouldn't let go of 
Sonic, Tails invented the Jaws of Life Version A.M.Y., Knuckles fell in love with my ham 
sandwich, and Sonic has accepted Eggman's unknown-to-us offer. *pushes play* here we go!
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*screen shows Knuckles still in Rouge's arms crying hysterically*
Rouge: Knuckles... it's okay.... o.O
Knuckles: *crying*
~cut to Eggman in a jail cell on the ruined prison island~
Eggman: don't I get my one phone call?
Guard: sure. *hands him phone*
Eggman: Sonic! Come now! Bail me out!
sonic: blahblahblahblahblah
Eggman: thanks buddy! I promise I wont try to annihilate you for the next 2 months!!
Sonic: blahblahblahblahblah
Eggman: in writing? No way! Its enough that I'm getting Amy away from you! now get your blue 
ass over here and BAIL ME OUT!
*Sonic shows up 2 seconds later with Amy still attached to his leg*
Sonic: here's your money egghead. *gives bail money*
*Eggman gets out*
Eggman: here's your end of the deal *hands sonic a spray can that reads "Amy-Away"*
*Eggman leaves*
Sonic: woohoo! Finally! With this and Tails' new invention, I shall be rid of Amy forever!
*Sonic reads directions on can*
Sonic: hmm, 'spray evenly across Amy and eat a fly. Then do the hula until pigs fly up to 
and rediscover the hidden alien lifeforms that infest the moon' I think I'll just spray her. 
*does so*
*Amy faints, Sonic runs back to his place and locks all the doors and windows*
~screen cuts to Knuckles and Rouge again~
*Rouge still holding Knuckles*
Knuckles: I loved him so much..... *cries*
Rouge: it's okay... -_-'
~screen cuts to Sonic~
*Sonic is on phone*
Sonic: I finally got rid of her!!! Tails, bring over that Jaws of Life Version A.M.Y. thing! 
I wanna have it!
Tails: blahblahblahblahblah
Sonic: what do you mean no?! fine. I have my Amy -Away.
*hangs up phone* *goes to fridge*
Sonic: *grabs a ham sandwich* ahh, food. I think I'll go visit Knux.
*Sonic goes to visit Knux*
Knuckles: *cries* *looks at sonic* *stops* ^__^ he came back!!!!!
*Knux runs to Sonic and takes the sandwich*
Knux: I knew you'd come back to me!!! *eats sandwich* ^_^
Sonic: ......
Rouge: Knuckles!!! I came over here to tell you that I love you and all you can think about 
is Sonic's sandwich?!
Knux: how DARE you insult him!!
Rouge: you mean, you don't care at all for me? *gives puppy dog eyes*
Knux: huh? Wha- did u say sumthing?
Rouge: just what does that sandwich have that I don't?!
Knux: mayonnaise and cheese slices
Rouge: oh! *pouts and stomps off*
Sonic: ...... *leaves*
~scene cuts to Tails~
Tails: *standing*
~scene cuts to Eggman's base~
Eggman: mwahahahaha! I have been rid of Sonic for the time being and have escaped my other 
arch nemesis, Jenny Craig!
~cuts to Sonic~
*Sonic is singing a song to an imaginary audience*
Sonic: okay everyone! This is a parody of a song that was originally about me. It was called 
"Fastest Thing Alive". My parody is called "Fattest Thing Alive"; dedicated to Eggman!
Imaginary audience: ............
Sonic: here I go! *lifts mike* lard ass rolls by, Doctor Robuttnik!
too slow for the pizza guy, Doctor Robuttnik!
'Buttnik, he cant really move!
'Buttnik, he's got an ass that's huge!
'Buttnik, he's the fattest thing alive!
Look out when he storms through, Doctor Robuttnik!
Dont doubt what he cant do, Doctor Robuttnik!
'Buttnik, he cant really move!
'Buttnik, he's got an ass that's huge!
'Buttnik, he's the fattest thing alive!
He's the fattest thing alive!
He's the fattest thing alive!!!
*bows* thank you, my adoring public... you know, I think I'll pay ol' fat ass a visit!
~cuts to Eggman~
*is playing barbies*
Eggman: *in a high-pitched voice* oh Ken, you always know what to say! *kissing noises*
*Sonic bursts through the door*
Sonic: HELLO EGGMAN!!!
Eggman: you scared the shit outta' me you little-
Sonic: are those barbies? *laughs*
Eggman: *hides barbies* YOU SAW NOTHING!!!!
Sonic: uh-huh. Right. Well, I just came to tell you, I was getting a lil' worried about you.
Eggman: you were worried about ME?
Sonic: yup. So I signed you up for Jenny Craig!
Eggman: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*fuzz out*
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Furby: well, that's all for my videos now. Well, actually, I have sum extra footage of 
Eggman in Jenny Craig, but you don't wanna' see THAT. Oh, and leprechaun?
Leprechaun: yes?
Furby: dispose of these *points to DVD player and TV*
Leprechaun: *eats them, leaves*
Furby: bye!! And remember, I like mushrooms more than cake!